Dear Handsome Gabacho : Let me penetrate the thrust of your friend's argument by referring her to the seminal The International Encyclopedia of Sexuality , a set of studies on the world's sex habits gathered into one grande book. The Mexican hombre taste for cunnilingus grows once they hop over to the United States: a report by the National Center for Health Statistics showed that 74 percent of Latino men had performed cunnilingus at one point in their life. But that amount is dwarfed by the 87 percent of gabachos questioned by the NCHS who admitted to doing the deed. But forget explanations: The paucity of Mexican men who munch muff is an urgent social ill, and I urge all mujeres to remedy the problem by nabbing a Mexican and faking an orgasm in the name of la raza. Dear Mexican: What do you think will happen to the gringos if Mexicans become the biggest raza in America, like a lot of people predict? Demographics show that Mexican birth rates grow even as those of gabachos fall.
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Don't have an account yet? Get the most out of your experience with a personalized all-access pass to everything local on events, music, restaurants, news and more. Winners will be announced in a couple of weeks. In the meanwhile, say a spicy bienvenidos to readers of Las Vegas CityLife , the latest paper to carry the Mexican. Dear Mexican: Why can't I get a Mexican woman to swallow my cream?
Don't have an account yet? Get the most out of your experience with a personalized all-access pass to everything local on events, music, restaurants, news and more. My August 10 column advising Enamorada Gabacha to improve her relationship with the Mexican who invaded her heart by giving him "an old-school blow job" drew many letters -- starting with Gabacha in Love herself. Well, of course I thought of a good old-school blow job, silly.
